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Man With No Arms And Legs Jokes

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A man with no arms and legs was sun baking on the beach.

A gorgeous blonde was walking past him, stopped for a second with a tang of pity in her eyes.

“Have you ever had a hug?” She asked.
“No.”
So with an “aww”, she gave him a big hug.

Two minutes later, another beautiful woman was walking past the man.

“Aw look at you honey. ...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs

Floating in a lake?
Bob.

Sitting at your doorstep?
Matt.

The man with no arms and legs had truly a touching moment at the hospital.

The doctors re-membered him on his birthday!

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A man with no arms and legs on a beach..

A man with no arms and legs is lying on a beach with three beautiful women sitting beside him.

The first comes up and asks "have you ever been hugged?"

He replies "nope" and she hugs him

The second comes up and asks "have you ever been kissed?"

Again he replies "nope" and...

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