UPJOKE

Girl With No Arms And No Legs Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A girl with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach crying

A man walks up to her and says "What's wrong?" She replies "I've never been kissed before." So the man kisses her, but she starts crying even more. He says "What's wrong? I thought you wanted to be kissed." This time she replies "Yea, but I've never been fucked before." The man thinks for a second, ...

What do you call a guy/girl with no arms and no legs jokes. (WDYCAGWNAANL)

Ok these are pretty common, so I'll start with a couple of standards and then add some I came up with.

WDYCAGWNAANL in a mailbox? Bill

WDYCAGWNAANL in front of a door? Matt

WDYCAGWNAANL in the water? Bob

WDYCAGWNAANL in a pile of leaves? Russel.

In a hole? Doug....

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

There once was a girl with no arms and no legs crying on a beach...

One day, an old man came in his fancy convertible and noticed the girl crying on the beach. He parks his car next to her and gets out, asking why she is crying.

"Sir, I'm crying because I've never been kissed before," explains the girl.

So, the man picks her up and plants her a big kis...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A sexy girl with no arms and no legs goes to the pool...

She was laying on her towel getting a tan when a stud of a lifeguard walks by, they immediately catch each other's attention...

The girl says to the lifeguard, "I've never been hugged by a guy like you before..."

The lifeguard then picks her up and hugs her.

Then the y...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A girl with no arms and no legs was sitting on a beach...

A handsome young man comes walking up and he notices she was crying. So he stops and asks her what's wrong? She replied well I've never been hugged before.... So the guys like alright and picks her up gives her a hug and sets her back down and she starts crying even harder... The guy was like what's...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A girl with no arms and legs goes to the beach

A girl with no arms and no legs goes to the beach with her mother. While they are sitting on the beach, she starts crying and tells her mother that she's never gotten a hug before and she thinks the lifeguard is really cute and has her mother ask him if she can get a hug from him.

Mom goes u...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.