My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with food.
I wasn’t really listening, but she said something about not making enough thyme for her.
My wife said she was leaving me today because he couldn't handle my OCD any more…
I said, "Close the door 5 times on your way out."
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys. I thought she was kidding...
...and then I saw her face.
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My wife said she was leaving me because I'm too kinky
I almost choked on her piss when I heard it.
My my wife said she was leaving me because of my wierd obsession with Marvel characters.
I said, please Yondu that.
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now
My wife said she was leaving me because she didn’t like how I was copying her
So I left her because I didn’t like how she was copying me
My wife said she was leaving me because I kept talking like a news reporter
More on that story later.
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour...
I said, “Wait, I can change!"
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