My Wife Said She Was Leaving Me Jokes - 8 Hilarious My Wife Said She Was Leaving Me Jokes

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with food.

I wasn’t really listening, but she said something about not making enough thyme for her.

My wife said she was leaving me today because he couldn't handle my OCD any more…

I said, "Close the door 5 times on your way out."

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys. I thought she was kidding...

...and then I saw her face.

My my wife said she was leaving me because of my wierd obsession with Marvel characters.

I said, please Yondu that.

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with pasta.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now

My wife said she was leaving me because she didn’t like how I was copying her

So I left her because I didn’t like how she was copying me

My wife said she was leaving me because I kept talking like a news reporter

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour...

I said, “Wait, I can change!"

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