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My Momma Said Jokes

My momma said "Life is like a box of condoms..."

Runs out faster than you expect, and your mistakes will outlive you.

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Johnny learns a moral

The teacher tells the students to go home and learn a moral for homework. The next day the teacher started with Sarah asking her what moral she learned.
"I was helping my momma bring in the groceries and the bag ripped and I dropped the milk and started to cry and my momma said "don't cry ove...

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