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Mistaken Identity

A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man: - "Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?" - "I am not Master Ayumu."

What did the foot fetishist say to the case of mistaken identity?

Oh dear we seem to have got off on the wrong foot

Why on earth would you want to live in a place called "Ohio"?

Ohio isn't something you call a place. Ohio is something you say in the case of mistaken identity. It's like:

"Oh, hi!" [wave], "Oh." [awkward lowering of hand]

I made this one up.

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Three men were patiently waiting in line to get into heaven.

When they finally got to Saint Peter, the angel said to them: "We're only admitting one out of every three souls right now due to overcrowding. Whoever has the most tragic death of you three will be getting in today."

Saint Peter turns to the first man and asks him how he got here.
The man...

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