So after a long weekend of partying on a beach in Florida, these three men all have to book a hotel room. They had to book it last minute and got a hotel room with a single queen size bed. The middle man was a tall blonde male. He slept in the middle of the bed because he was the tallest. So when th...
Saw a Dog killing then eating a Mouse the other day!
I thought to my self βF-it he just cut out the middle man!β
A citizen was cited for a tax investigation in the IRS.
Frightened, he asked his accountant how to dress.
-"Use rags, they'll think you're a beggar," the accountant replied.
When he asked his lawyer, he told him the exact opposite:
-'Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and most elegant tie'
Confused, t...
There was a pair of Siamese triplets, but they wanted to be a pair.
So they cut out the middle man.
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