Whenever I do crown molding I can never get the corners to match up quite right
I guess I have coping issues.
If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes don’t match up at all
It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy
A couple is on their honeymoon in the Caribbean, and they go into a shop so the husband can get his ear pierced.
They walk up to the counter, and the husband says, "I'd like to get my ear pierced to celebrate our honeymoon! How much will that cost?"
The shopkeeper replies, "It'll be $20, plus the cost of the earring you get. If that works for you, you can go pick out the earring while I set up to pierce...
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A crab, a lobster, a dolphin...
and a Japanese dude run over by a truck. Which one doesn't match up?
[The dolphin. The other three are all crustaceans/crushed Asians](#s)
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