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Martinus Jokes

Caesar walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.”

The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, “Don’t you mean a martini?”

“Look," Caesar replies, "If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I tried translating a Norwegian joke I heard from my uncle

Two northeners , Martinus and Bjørnar are camping together in the winter... They spend a lot of time together and then they go to bed in their sleeping bags..

They lie there for a while before Martinus says to Bjørnar: "Are you jerking off?" Bjørnar replies: "No I am not"

He says again...

A centurion and his cohort walk into a bar...

The bartender sighs and says, "Lemme guess. You either want one martinus or you'll hold up two fingers in a V and ask for five."

The centurion stabbed him because the bartender was a Gaul.

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