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Man With No Leg Jokes

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in a tiger exhibit?

Fucked, he is fucked.

To the man with no legs who stole my camouflage jacket:

You can hide but you can’t run!

My friend asked me “What do you call a man with no legs?”

It’s been over two days and i’m totally stumped. Any help?

What did the Spanish man with no legs say?

No soporto

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What do you call a man with no legs?

You call him by his fucking name what's wrong with you

What did the man with no legs say at a prosthetics fundraiser?

"Finally, a cause I can stand for!"


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So I was talking with this man with no legs at the bar last night.

He seemed very down-to-earth.

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A man goes to the beach and sees a woman with no legs and no arms, crying by the shoreline.

He walks up to her and asks her what's wrong.

She says, "I've never been hugged before."

The man hugs her, says, "There, now you've been hugged," and leaves.

The next day, another man goes to the beach and sees the woman with no legs and no arms, crying by the shoreline. He walk...

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Swim Race

A local pool was holding a swim meet for the disabled. There were three contestants, one man had no arms, one man had no legs, and one man was just a disembodied head.


The contestants got up on their blocks and prepared for the race. The starting pistol fired and the three men dove into...

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A 50 year old women posts a dating ad.

" I need a man who wont beat me, wont leave me, and must be good in bed. Will share all my wealth."

A day later, she hears her door bell ring. To her surprise a man with no legs or arms in a wheel chair greets her.

" this is a joke right? Are you here about the ad?" says the women....

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