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Man With No Legs Jokes

What did the Irish bus driver say to the man with no legs?

How ya gettin' on?

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in a tiger exhibit?

Fucked, he is fucked.

To the man with no legs who stole my camouflage jacket:

You can hide but you can’t run!

My friend asked me “What do you call a man with no legs?”

It’s been over two days and i’m totally stumped. Any help?

What do you call a man with no legs and a really big nose?

An amputee.

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What do you call a man with no legs?

You call him by his fucking name what's wrong with you

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