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Makes Me Want To Jokes

My neighbor, who makes tennis equipment, makes me want to move out.

He is ALWAYS making racket.

Cultural appropriation makes me want to punch someone

But I can't because I'm not Irish

All this drama in the world. Makes me want to watch a nice light movie.

You know... Like Armageddon.

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better man.

So i can get a better girlfriend.

Truth hurts, but you know something hurts more and makes me want to gag?

Deep truth.

Working from home in this weather makes me want to leak classified information...

Cause I'm snowed in.

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If cajuns yell "ooh wee, makes me want to slap my mother in law" when they eat something good, what do the Japanese say?

Ooh-mommy.

I really laugh at all the commercials that companies show me when I'm online. Makes me want to drive over there and tell them in person that they're wasting their money.

Good thing I saved 15% on car insurance.

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into his favorite neighborhood bar and is shocked to see that all the dart boards are now hanging from the ceiling. "This is ridiculous!" he complains to the bartender. "It really makes me want to throw up."

Yo girl, are you my appendix?

Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

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