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Makes Me Wanna Jokes

Ever heard of the third eye pressure point?

Its a spot between the eyebrows that can help alleviate stress and tension. Explains why talking to certain people makes me wanna bang my forehead against a wall.

Damn girl, are you my appendix?

Because I don't understand what you do or how you function, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.

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I hate violence ...

Makes me wanna beat the fuck out of someone...

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