An Italian workman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here's your first question,' the foreman said. 'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'
'Withouta numbers?' the Italian says, 'Datsa easy.' and he proceeds to draw three trees.
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From my late Polish grandpa
A man moved to a Polish neighborhood in Chicago, and fell in love with the community because everyone was so nice, happy and good looking.
Upon his next doctor’s visit, he asked, “Doctor, how do I become Polish? Everyone is so nice, happy and good looking.”
“Easy!” his doctor responde...
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