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Lose Something Jokes

Popular German "joke" in Belgium

Ask a german guy:

Q: Haben sie etwas verloren? (Did you lose something?)
A: "confused" Nein. (No)
Q: Jawohl, den krieg, zweimal! (Yes you did, the war. Twice!)

Proceed to buy him a drink :)

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Dad's condom

A father was putting his condom on, when suddently his son opens the door. The father immeadiatly pretends to search for something under the bed. The child asks:"Did you lose something dad?". The father replies:"No, I just saw a mouse under the bed". Then the son says:" Why are you putting a condom ...

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Three Bowling Balls

A US Marine is left in a sealed room with 3 bowling balls. 24 hours later they open the room to find only 2 bowling balls left in the room, one is shattered to pieces, the other is full of cum.

Which goes to show you, a Marine who is bored is going to lose something, break something or fuc...

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