UPJOKE

A good looking young woman walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a double entendre

So he gives it to her

I little old lady at the store told me I was a nice looking young man.

I really hope she didn't drive herself there

A nervous looking young man walks into a drug store

A nervous looking young man walks into a drug store. He walks up to the counter and mutters, "Uh... hi... I'd like to buy some... condoms."
Cashier replies, "sure thing! That'll be $9.75 including tax."
The young man starts to panic and says, "Tacks?! I thought they stayed on by themselves!!!"

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