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lf at first you do not succeed,

Skydiving is not for you.

lf Adam & Eve were Chinese we would have been in paradise

Because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake

LF : Clean-ish jokes

Need new jokes that aren't dark so I don't scare away the girl I like. Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help.

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A boy walks into an ice cream parlor....

The kid strolls up the counter, and the employee asks the lad....

"What flavor would you like?"

He looks over the list of flavors, and after a brief moment he says...

"Chocolate!"

With a sad face, the employee looks down to the boy and says... "I'm sorry, we're all out ...

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