Grew up with very large ears and have always been conscious of them.
Couldn’t afford to get Otoplasty so I signed up for an experimental procedure that involved growing a new pair of ears on my body which would replace the old ones with a much more affordable surgical “cut and stitch” proced...
A cop was interviewing a witness to a bank robbery...
Cop: Did you see the robbers?
Witness: Sort of. There were three guys wearing ski masks and an elephant.
Cop: An elephant?!
Witness: Yeah, an elephant.
Cop: Was it an African or Indian elephant?
Witness: I didn't ask where it was from.
Cop: No, Afric...
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