Kinds Of Jokes - 22 Hilarious Kinds Of Jokes

there are ten kinds of people

Those who understand binary jokes, and those who don't.

There are two kinds of people who care a lot about their exact age.

Small children and 39 year old's.

In ancient Rome, there were 4 kinds of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you itchy.

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There are four kinds of

HOUSE - When you are newly married and have all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM - After you have been married for a while, you only have in the bedroom.

HALL - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say " YO...

There are two kinds of people in this world

1. Those who can extrapolate meaning from incomplete data

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A family is having dinner at the table one evening, when the son asks the father, "Dad, how many different kinds of are there?" The father is a little taken aback, but he ponders for a moment before answering...

"Well, my son, a woman goes through three phases in life. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they become like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. But after 50, her breasts become like onions."

The son is confused and asks, "Onions?"

The fathe...

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Poop jokes aren't my absolute favorite kinds of jokes.

But they're a solid #2.

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A quack posted a sign on his place which said "Can treat all kinds of illneses for $100. If I can't, I'll pay you $100"

A guy tried his luck and went inside.

Guy: hey doc, my sense of taste is messed up

Quack: Okay. Let me get the medicine from the second shelf and you'll drink one tablespoon of it

[*guy drinks medicine*]

Guy: [*spits*] you, this is gasoline!

Quack: y...

There are 2 kinds of people...

Those that squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom

And

Godforsaken Sociopaths

There are three kinds of people on this earth.

Those who are good at math and those who are not

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Three surgeons are talking about their favorite kinds of patients.

"My favorite patients are librarians." says the first surgeon. "They're easy to operate on because their organs are all in alphabetical order."

"My favorite patients are mathematicians." says the second surgeon. "They're easy to operate on because all their organs are numbered."

"My fa...

Two kinds of nerds:

May the force be ____________

a. equal to mass times acceleration.

b. with you.

That rabbi's gone crazy! He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce...

and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

There are three kinds of lies:

lies, damned lies, and statistics.

There are two kinds of people: those who know the meaning of the word 'inflammable',

and I would like to offer my condolences to the grieving families of the second group.

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what do you call someone who likes all kinds of insects

beesexual

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Did you know that there are 4 different kinds of orgasms?

There are the positive ones, "yes, yes, yes oh yes! "
There are the negative ones, "no, no, no oh no!"
There are the religious ones, "God, God, God, oh my God!"
And there are the fake ones, (insert name of person you're telling it to) moan (name again)

There are II kinds of people

Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't

There are two kinds of people: those who say there is no such thing as infinite recursion, and those who say

"There are two kinds of people: those who say there is no such thing as infinite recursion, and those who say

"There are two kinds of people: those who say there is no such thing as infinite recursion, and those who say

"There are two kinds of people: those who say there is no such th...

There are two kinds of countries

Those who use the metric system, and those who have their flag on the moon.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world

Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

There are two kinds of jokers

The ones that tell complete jokes, and the ones that

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