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Job Search Jokes

Job search

A company was hiring for a position and it came down to two guys , Joe and Larry. After the company put them in a room and had them take a written test, they were brought before the hiring manager to hear the decision. The manager said you both are extremely qualified and you scored identically on t...

Job searching is a lot like dating

Every company wants you to give them unique compliments when you're being interviewed or else they don't think you mean it.

I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor...

Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked "How is the job search going?"

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My life story

When i was young, i had big dreams. I lived in a small town out of southern Virginia. I helped my dad with the farm while my mom and sisters made food and washed the clothes. At the end of the day I just wanted to be out in the world. When i turned 18 i finally was able to do that. I was accepted in...

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