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the jazz singer

What was the jazz singerโ€™s fetish?

Scat

How do you turn a duck into a jazz singer?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer?

Buble wrap

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Poop jokes!

Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It never came out.

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