what is the difference between java and kotlin Android developers?
Java developers have no fun
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#.
Programmers make bad dating partners
A JavaScript developer will make empty promises and not call you back.
A Java developer will act classy but he’ll treat you as an object.
And a Python developer will take up all the space and everything will move too slow anyway.
My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be “Java Developer.”
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that means he’ll be making the coffee.
My IT Company Got Catfished
They hired a Java Developer remotely but when they finally met him in real life, he turned out to be a JavaScript developer!
Kitty
A cat walks into a bar and orders coffee. The waiter is speechless and seeing this, the cat asks:
\- Is anything the matter?
\- Well, yeah.. you're a cat.
\- So?
\- You can talk..
\- I fail to see the problem. Please get me my order.
\- Right away, it's just...
To follow up on the Java/C# joke...
Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
