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I Like My Men Jokes

I like my men how I like my coffee

Sorta hot and picked up at the gas station

I like my men how I like my coffee...

Extremely hot and capable of severely injuring my throat

I like my men like my teeth,

32 of them, indentured to me, and ready to devour any temptation I have on call.

I like my men how I like my subways.

They say it's six inches but in reality it's only four.

I like my men how I like my pasta

Made with mom and dads love

I like my men like I like my shooting games

Top Down

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I like my chilli like I like my men

Hot, brown, chunky and beefy.


Also it explodes in your mouth and makes your asshole hurt the next day.

I like my men like I like my books:

Well read and bound in leather.

I like my men the way I like 2020:

Behind me

I like my men like I like my jeans..

High and Wasted.

^I ^don't ^have ^great ^taste ^in ^jeans.

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I like my coffee like I like my men.

Sweet and delicious and makes me feel awesome at first but then I feel like shit and end up sitting on the toilet regretting my life choices.

I like my beer like I like my men

Locked underground in a barrel for a decade

I like my coffee like I like my men

Jammed into a plastic container with a lid on top and filled with boiling hot water.

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I like my men like I like my Whiskey

I really fucking hate whiskey.

I like my men like my coffee

Dark, strong, and can keep me up all night long.

I like my men like I like my catheters

Sterile and disposable.

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I like my men how I like my wine.

Twelve years old and locked in a basement.

I like my men like I like my diamonds

Perfectly cut and hard as a rock

I like my men like I like my coffee

Tied up on the back of a donkey, led by a Columbian.

I like my men like I like my water...

Making up 75% of what’s inside me.

I like my men like I like my backpacks

Thick and will hold my stuff.










(Found this on an Amazon review)

So... I matched with a Chinese girl on Tinder. Her bio said I like my men like I like my food.

My opening message was “I’m Batman!”

I like my men, like how I like my dogs.

Loyal, easy to look after and always licks me.

I like my men like I like my neutron stars

Hot, dense, and degenerate.

I like my men like I like my external hard drives...

Solid state, and to dump all my history on.


history

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My husband almost gave me a heart attack when he said "I like my men like I like my coffee...."

"and I fucking hate coffee."

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I like my mens like I like my coffee

Nowhere near my dick.

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