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I Like My Jokes

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I like my steak like sex

Extremely rare

I like my chemicals like I like my thoughts.

Compounding.

I like people as I like my tea...

In a bag...

And underwater

I like my coffee like “I like my coffee” jokes.

Not made by me.

I’m sorry, but I like my jokes like...

I’m sorry, but I like my jokes like I like my eye puns...
The cornea, the better.

The waiter asked me how I like my steak. I said rare.

He said you're in luck, today's special is panda.

I like my camgirls like I like my French fries.

Steaming hot and covered in oil.

I like my humour like I like my coffee.

Dark and involving child labour.

I like my coffee the way I like Elon Musk

Freshly roasted

I like my men how I like my subways.

They say it's six inches but in reality it's only four.

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I like my sex the way I like my car insurance

Paid for by my parents

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A waitress forgot to ask a customer how he wanted his steak cooked. She returns to the table and asks him. He replies, I like my steak like I like my sex!

So the waitress turns to the kitchen and shouts, "Very rare."

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I like my sex like I like basketball.

One-on-One with as little dribbling as possible.

\~ Leslie Nielson

I like my jokes like I like my broken mailboxes.

Promptly reposted and hopefully nobody notices.

I like my temperature like I like my Rock and Roll.

67 to 73.

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I like my sex life like how I like my video games

Single player

I like my firstborn son like I like my coffee.

Made behind the counter at Starbucks.

I like my men like I like my coffee -

- ground up and in the freezer.

I like my men like my teeth,

32 of them, indentured to me, and ready to devour any temptation I have on call.

I like my girls how I like my milk

White, spoiled, and chunky

(Wife’s joke) I like my cooter like I like my coffee…

Full of cream. (God I love this woman)

I like my girls how I like my Covid.

19 and easily spread.

I like my men like I like my shooting games

Top Down

I like my r/Jokes how I like my coffee

The same damn thing every day

I like my men how I like my pasta

Made with mom and dads love

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I like my porn just how I like my search history

Disabled.

I like my coffee how I like my men...

Steaming hot and ready to burn me.

I like my girlfriends like i like my microwaves!

Cool on the outside Hot on the inside and kills every baby i put in there.

I like my uterus how I like my calories…

empty.

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I like my violence like I like my beer

Light, domestic, and not enough to call the cops about.

I like my saviors like I like my chicken wings

Tender and mild

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[nsfw] I like my ballots like my wife has sex...

Mailing it in and taking forever to come!

Ah, thank you!

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I like my pussy how I like my sandwiches

With the crust

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