Extremely hot and capable of severely injuring my throat
I like my humour like I like my coffee.
Dark and involving child labour.
I like my coffee like I like my wives,
From a third world country at a reasonable price.
I like my coffee the way I like Elon Musk
Freshly roasted
(Wife’s joke) I like my cooter like I like my coffee…
Full of cream. (God I love this woman)
I like my firstborn son like I like my coffee.
Made behind the counter at Starbucks.
I like my (wo)men like I like my coffee: _________ (fill in the blank)
Started [**here**](http://www.reddit.com/r/Coffee/comments/f88l5/i_just_went_black/c1e1vtu), this seems like something that deserves its own thread.
Go.
**Edit**: Ok, apparently [**this was done before**](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/f294e/finish_this_sentence_i_like_my_coffe...
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