UPJOKE

I like my men how I like my coffee

Sorta hot and picked up at the gas station

I like my r/Jokes how I like my coffee

The same damn thing every day

I like my men how I like my coffee...

Extremely hot and capable of severely injuring my throat

I like my humour like I like my coffee.

Dark and involving child labour.

I like my coffee like I like my wives,

From a third world country at a reasonable price.

I like my coffee the way I like Elon Musk

Freshly roasted

(Wife’s joke) I like my cooter like I like my coffee…

Full of cream. (God I love this woman)

I like my firstborn son like I like my coffee.

Made behind the counter at Starbucks.

I like my (wo)men like I like my coffee: _________ (fill in the blank)

Started [**here**](http://www.reddit.com/r/Coffee/comments/f88l5/i_just_went_black/c1e1vtu), this seems like something that deserves its own thread.

Go.

**Edit**: Ok, apparently [**this was done before**](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/f294e/finish_this_sentence_i_like_my_coffe...

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