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I Like Jokes

I like my men how I like my coffee

Sorta hot and picked up at the gas station

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I like my steak like sex

Extremely rare

I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?

Not a fan.

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I like my porn just how I like my search history

Disabled.

The Doctor tells me I can play with myself whenever I like

My wife tells me that's not what 'You could have a stroke at any moment ' means

I like my r/Jokes how I like my coffee

The same damn thing every day

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Man, on a first date: How do you feel about sex? Woman: I like it infrequently.

Man: I see. Is that one word or two?

I like my men how I like my coffee...

Extremely hot and capable of severely injuring my throat

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I like my sex the way I like my car insurance

Paid for by my parents

I like my girls how I like my Covid.

19 and easily spread.

I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the brella.

But he hesitated.

I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by...

Most people hate it, but I'm a fan...

I like 25 letters of the alphabet

But I love u

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A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts

I told her I like shaved vagina and anal. Apparently this is not an appropriate answer at KFC

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