Apparently “finish up on my face” doesn’t mean what I thought it did !
I got sacked from my job at the guillotine factory today
It’s a cut throat business
I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen....
.....Ungrateful bleeders, all I said was, 'Hurry up, for Pete's sake, some of us have got homes to go to!'
I got sacked as a tour guide in Vatican City.
As I was talking about the pope, we turned a corner and I said, "Ah, speak of the devil".
Been working mornings in a juice factory, but I got sacked today.
Don't blame them though, I couldn't concentrate.
I got sacked from a job for smiling too much…
I said, "If I can't smile on the job, get yourself another undertaker."
Last year I made seven figures.
And that’s why I got sacked from the action figure factory.
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