Housebuilder Jokes

Derek and his grandpa, Peter, are sitting up on a hillside. Peter says "you see that wall, I helped build that wall, but do they call me Peter the wall builder? nooo. You see that house? I built that house but do they call me Peter the housebuilder? no. You see that church? I built that church too, ... read more

The only other patron is sat at the end of the bar looking very down in the mouth. The guy walks over and offers to buy him a drink. He asks him why he looks so depressed? The guy replies;" My name is Bill I've been a builder all my life..I bet I have built 50 houses...Do they call me 'Bill the hous... read more

Once there was a tiny village just up the road. And in this village lived an elderly man named Harold. Now were you to visit him he would always complain of the same thing, and since this had bored many an ear off in years past, he was a rather lonely man these days.


*"Look at this small ... read more