They say a house divided against itself cannot stand
But house÷house = 1
Santa was working
And year after year, his workshop got expensive, so he started phasing out the elves with trolls. The trolls were larger and not quite as smart, but they were way cheaper and about 75% as effective. Santa didn't fire any elves, but as they got old and retired, he replaced them with trolls. Over the ...
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It's President's Day and Mrs. Rosewood was giving her students a bonus quiz...
Whoever could identify the president who said the famous quote would not have any homework that night.
"Alright, class. Who said "A house divided against itself cannot stand."?" Lil' Johnny knew the answer, but wasn't the first to have his hand up. That was Jamal Jefferson.
"Was it...
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