Hot Nurse Jokes

The ugly nurse says: "you'll never guess what I saw when I changed his bedpan. He has a tattoo on his penis that says 'Swan' ."

The hot nurse goes in to check it out and returns 5 minutes later saying: "You're right about the tattoo..... but it says "*Saskatchewan*"

A group of young doctors are on psychiatric residency. On the first day the senior ward psychiatrist tells them to peer into the window of a room. The take a peek and to their dismay they see a man frantically masturbating in the most violent of ways.

They ask the psychiatrist what's wrong wi... read more

This old man has his son put him in a retirement home. On his first day there he wakes up with a hardon and a nurse comes in and gives him head. He calls his son and says, "Son, thank you so much for sending me here. I woke up with a woody and the nurse gave me a blowjob! This is fantastic. I love t... read more