My roommate has major FOMO that he doesn't have any GameStop stock that he can sell
...so I offered to lend him some, of course he'd have to give it back to me eventually
A young baker buys a shop
He is very excited as this is his first venture since qualifying. He sells ok on everyday items like bread, but runs into trouble with his 'special items'. One day he makes beautiful cakes, however his customers only want pastries that day. So the next day he makes pastries, but now they want muffin...
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to anothe...
What does the cannibal do after eating his vegetables.
Goes to eBay to see what he can sell the wheelchairs for.
Johnny walks into a barber shop and asks if they have oranges for sale
Barber: The hell is wrong with you? This is a barber shop. We don’t have oranges.
Johnny: Ok, thanks.
The next day he goes back again and asks the same thing
Barber: Dude I told you yesterday. This is a barber shop, we don’t have oranges here for sale.
Johnny: Alright,...
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