Donald Trump is such a good salesman he could sell ice to the Eskimos.
Which will come in handy considering his policies on global warming.
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude."
The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says “This is your last wish so really make this one count.” The guys says “Well I’ve always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, bec...
Three men are selling Bibles
Three men go out selling Bibles to raise money for their church. At the end of the day, the three meet up to discuss their success. Bob goes first and was proud to say that he sold 5 Bibles and made $50 for the church. Sam goes next and was pleased to say that he sold 7 Bibles and made $...
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Newby Salesperson (Long joke)
NOTE: My husband thinks this joke is sexist, but I think it's hilarious.
A young man desperately needed a good paying job, so he applied as a salesperson for a large, everything-under-one-roof store.
The manager, seeing how young the man was, was doubtful he could sell anything, but th...
A young man named Theseus moves to a lakeside fishing village looking for work
When he arrives, he finds one of the residents, Justin, is interested in going out and seeing the world, and wants to sell his fishing boat to fund that trip. Thinking that it might be a good way to make a living, Theseus buys the boat and spends the next few years learning the trade, establishing a...
A wife finds a bathtub on her kitchen table.
A wife comes home and finds her husband sitting next to a new bathtub on the kitchen table. Shocked, she asks him where it came from.
“Well,” he says. “I went out today to pick up some tiles for our bathroom. So, I walked around the store, looking for the perfect color, when I saw the perfec...
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