Have you noticed, if you Google the phrase "Lost Medieval Servant Boy. "
It comes back with, "This page could not be found."
Have you noticed how you rarely see Delorian's on the road anymore?
Apparently their owners only drive them from Time to Time.
Have you noticed
That Ireland is one sea away from Iceland?
Have you noticed that COVID is good at math?
It's very good at multiplying
Have you noticed that some herbs taste much better at Christmas?
It's the most wonderful thyme of the year.
Have you noticed that small men often wear pointy red hats?
... it’s a little gnome fact
Have you noticed condoms now have a serial number on them?
If you haven't seen the serial number, then you must not be rolling them down far enough!
Have you noticed the fast food is tastier lately?
Because the food industry workers are finally washing their hands!
Have you noticed how Jesus is always depicted like an athlete who spends all his time at the gym?
At first I thought that he's just working out really hard. Then I heard his street name was "king of the juice".
Have you noticed how few robberies there has been lately?
Makes all the difference when it is not only bad guys wearing masks.
Have you noticed how misleading modern smartphone deals are?
They're all so phoney.
A Fox and a Bear got bored one day…
Fox: Bear, I'm bored.
Bear: Yeah, me too.
Fox: I've got an idea! We beat up the hare!
Bear: Yeah, great idea!
Fox: But we can't beat him up for nothing, we need reason... I've got it: If he wears a cap, we tell him 'You have a stupid cap', and if he has no cap, we ...
Two old men are in a car
The first man notices the car is approaching an intersection with red lights, but his friend doesn’t seem to be slowing down. He gets tenser and tenser, sweat starts dripping down his back before the car zooms through the intersection at full speed.
A few minutes later, the same thing happen...
There were two nuns;
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I won...
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