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Have you heard the news?

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

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A man comes home from work to his wife and says “have you heard the news? Apparently the milkman has slept with every woman on this street bar one!”

To which the wife replies:

“I bet it was that stuck up bitch at number 54!”

Have you heard the news story about the kid that was arrested when they thought the clock he brought to school was a bomb?

It's blowing up

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Russians on space

The 60's. Some construction site in Poland.

"Have you heard the news, foreman? The russkies have gone to space!"

"Wha, all of them?"

"No, just one."

"The fuck do I care then? Pass the hammer!"

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