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There are serious injustices that have not been corrected in this world.

For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.

After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5 at most.

I have not met a single person...

Who is happily married.

The price of balloons have not gone up in over 50 years

Which is surprising considering inflation

A man says to his friend: "I have not spoken to my wife in 18 months...

Friend says: "Why is that?"

Man replies: "I don't like to interrupt her."

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NSFW? This may be a old one. I have not seen my uncle for 5 months.

When I saw him, he told me “researchers have discovered why people were hoarding all the toilet paper. It was due to whenever someone sneezed or coughed, 10 other people shit their pants.”

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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Countries I can't believe Japan have not attacked:

Wales

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