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Guy Fieri Jokes

What’s Guy Fieri’s favorite animal?

A dinersaur

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When all the males in the morgue freezer were found missing their penis, police immediately suspected Guy Fieri.

After all, who else would try to pull off frosted tips like that?

What Dandruff Shampoo Does Guy Fieri Use?

Frosted Flakes.

Thought of this on the ride home and I am still laughing. Sorry for the bad joke, I needed to share.

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Guy Fieri walks into a dive bar/restaurant after a long day of filming.

The menu board lists:

$5 Grilled Cheese Sandwich

$10 Growler of Beer

$25 Handjob

$50 Blowjob

The gorgeous bartender sees him at the bar and seductively asks what he'd like to order. Guy asks her if she is the woman performing the handjobs and blowjobs, to which s...

What is Guy Fieri's favorite gun?

A salt rifle

Me: Did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing?

GF: Really?

Me: I think so.

Guy Fieri: That’s interesting.

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