A priest, an army man, and a teacher are all in a helicopter. The helicopter starts to go down, so the pilot says quick everybody through anything you have on you to lighten the chopper! So the teacher throws her apple, the priest throws his bible, and the army man throws his grenade. The helicop...
3 guys are on a plane
First guy throws out an apple and the other two ask him why he threw it out and he said to see where it would land.
Second guy throws out an orange and the other two ask him why he threw it out and he said to see where it would land.
Third guy throws out a grenade and the other two ask...
So three men hop onto an airplane flying above their country...
The first man says throws down a gold star and says "I live in the greatest country in the world, I love my country!"
The second man throws down a silver star and says "I'm so fortunate to live in this wonderful land, I love my country!"
The third man throws down a bomb and says "Curse...
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