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3 men on a plane

There were three men on an airplane and the pilot said " We are too heavy, we are falling, drop your items!"
The first man went to the edge and dropped a brick.
The second man dropped a sword.
The third man dropped a bomb.
The plane steadied and they arrived safely.

The first ...

An American soldier and two miners are on a helicopter.

The miners are carrying iron ore and the American soldier is carrying bombs to a special facility. The soldier looks at the altimeter and sees that they are going down. He tells the miners this and they all agree to throw three sacks full of each's cargo. They all throw it over and land a few hours ...

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