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Grade 5 Jokes

A joke my friend told me when we were in Grade 5.

100 of the ugliest people on a bus, they crash and are all sent to heaven. The angel there felt very sorry for all of them and decides to send them back all with one wish each. The first victim steps up.

“I wish to be the most beautiful person in the world.”

And with a wave of the ange...

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A group of grade 5 students were comparing dick sizes

Amongst the group, the black kid had the biggest penis size in the group.
The black kid went home pretty confused and asked his cousin "Dude, compared to my friends, I had the biggest dick. Is it because I'm black?"
The cousin replied "No dude, it's because you're 18 years old."

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A Joke I Remember from Grade 5

There are four men flying in a small plane above the Atlantic ocean; the pilot, the smartest man in the world, and a father and son. Suddenly the plane starts to go down and the pilot emerges from the cockpit and tells everybody that there are only 3 parachutes.

The smartest man in the world...

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I used to piss my pants everytime I had to stand up in front of my grade 5 class...

It cost me my teaching career.

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Little Johnny wants to move up to fifth grade

A teacher was having a problem with Johnny in third grade. He said, "Madam, I should be in Grade 5, if not Grade 6. My sister is in Grade 4, I'm doing all her homework and I know stuff that she hasn't even learned."

The teacher had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. Little Johnny...

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A guy and his friend are sitting on the couch while having a conversation.

One of them says "hey man, i fucked your teacher in grade 5."

The other says "but, we were homeschooled!"

He says "I know."

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