What was the worst thing about finally getting my pilot googles at the end of pilot training?
Emperor Hirohito handed them to me...
What does Quagmire do in the internet?
He giggity giggity googles.
Mongolian VD
A man goes to the doctor and says "I just got back from South-East Asia and I seem to have picked up something". So the doctor says "let's take a look" and the patient drops trou and his pride and joy has turned a sickly green with vibrant purple spots on.
"Oh my," says the doctor, "up to now...
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