Interviewer: Is the glass half empty or half full?
Applicant: It's completely full.
Interviewer: We'd be glad to hire you. Welcome to the Lays factory.
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If seeing the glass half empty makes you a pessimist, and seeing the glass half full makes you an optimist...
Does peeing in the glass make you a pissimist?
For the question "Is the glass half empty or half full?" someone was the first person to say the glass is half full. While their name is forever lost, historians, theoligans and philosophers shall refer to them as...
Optimist Prime.
A pessimist sees the glass half empty; an optimist see the glass half full.
Dave: (reading) a pessimist sees the glass half empty; an optimist see the glass half full.
Wife: [returning from the kids room] why is half my soda gone?
Dave: because you’re a pessimist.
Scientists have discovered a stone tablet 60,000 years old inscibed with pictographs describing the idea of "the glass half empty or half full."
They are calling the prehistoric philosopher "optimist prime."
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