Fun fact: French tanks in WWII had rear-veiw mirrors.
This allows them to see the frontline too.
The new French tanks have 14 gears...
13 to go in reverse and 1 to go in forward in-case the enemy attacks from behind.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward, five reverse
Heard it before? Well I bet you don’t know how many gears a Swiss tank has
Because they’re always in neutral
What's a French tank driver's greatest fear?
A one-way street
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My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him.
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1. French tanks have five rever...
French tanks have 6 gears for going backwards and only 1 gear for going forward
In case they get attacked from behind
Analysis of the tanks is as follows:
American tanks are more effective, however can be spotted easily due to the usage of Fortunate Son whenever a hatch opens.
However, Russian tanks are silent. This is not intentional, as they ran out of fuel.
French tanks have a speed faster in reverse than in forwards.
Similarly...
My favorite French Army Jokes
**Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?**
To see the battle
**Why do French tanks have 6 gears?**
5 for reverse, 1 for forward during parades
**Why do French boats have glass bottoms?**
So they can see the rest of their boats
**Why don't cr...
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