Did you hear about the time Falcon was put in jail?
He was arrested for fowl play.
The police were called to a local playground
The police were called to a local playground with reports of hundreds of chickens running wild there.
They thought it was a prank call at first, but now they suspect fowl play.
I brought a gun. He brought an army of ducks.
At this point it's just fowl play.
A duck and a detective are investigating a crime scene.
Duck: It looks like the man was stabbed
Detective : Do you suspect fowl play?
Duck: please focus, there may be a killer on the loose.
Detective: You’re right, I really hope we can quack this case and put it to bread
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play.
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The Priests Rooster
The Priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a cockerel.
He kept them in a hen house behind the parish, but one Saturday night, the cockerel was missing.
The priest, suspecting fowl play decided to say something about it at church the next morning.
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Why will Donald Trump pardon his first turkey this year?
Because the bird is accused of fowl play
A man was found dead on his chicken farm.
I heard the police suspect fowl play.
I'm pretty sure my pet birds have been working together to steal my snacks at night.
I'm not 100% but I do suspect fowl play.
Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese?
Nothing, they're both fowl play
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