UPJOKE

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It’s ok if your phone autocorrects “Fuck” to “Duck”

You’re still using Fowl Language.

I never use fowl language

I just don't give a cluck

My son is walking through the house, shouting “Duck! Duck! Duck!”

I told him to stop using fowl language.

Billy got a parrot for his birthday

This parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Billy tried very hard to change the bird's manners, but nothing worked. Billy was getting really frusturated. He yelled at it and shook it. The bird just got even angrier and yelled fowl language even more. Finally Billy ...

My boss got mad at me for calling a co-worker a chicken.

He said he doesn't tolerate any fowl language.

Chicken! Duck! Pheasant plucker!

Oh sorry excuse my fowl language.

I got attacked by a goose today.

Needless to say, I used some fowl language.

Do you know why “Chicken Run” was as an marked explicit movie?

It has fowl language

Why aren't chickens not allowed to enter the church?

Because they only use fowl language.

I tried to post a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys...

But it was removed because of fowl language.

I was making chicken noises in class

Got a detention for using fowl language

Autocorrect keeps ducking up my joke every time I try to type it here for all of you.

Is it because of the fowl language?

Why don’t church ladies like chicken?

They’re offended by their fowl language.

I thought 'Chicken Run' was supposed to be a kids film.

But it's full of fowl language.

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A duck walks into a bar and just fucking screams at the barkeep.Give me a fucking jack and coke you fucking stupid ugly motherfucker.

Whoa there partner, capitulates the tender of fine libations...whats with the fowl language?

Why do ducks make bad babysitters?

Because they use fowl language

A group of friends are eating dinner at a restaurant

They are surprised to realize that their waiter is a duck, however service was good so they couldn't complain. They ask for the check and it comes to decide who pays what. One of them speaks up and says, "I'll foot the bill!" He then proceeds to kick the waiter in the face.

(As the group runs...

A chicken walks into a bar

and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, "No fowl language allowed"

My chickens were clucking at me

Little did I know, they were using fowl language.

Why did the Hen make her Rooster cross the road?

Because he was using fowl language.

A man goes to confession after bird watching

He says, “Forgive me father, but I have sinned. I went bird watching yesterday and used many bird calls.”

The priest says, “Son, I do not see how what you did was a sin.”

The man replies, “But father, I used fowl language.”

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