Floor Manager Jokes - 5 Hilarious Floor Manager Jokes

Memo from Director General to Manager:

Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the car park. Staff should meet in the car park at ten to eleve...

My dad thinks his job is beneath him.

He’s a floor manager.

Late for work.

A newfie rolls into his factory job at 10:30. The floor manager comes up to him and says:

"You should have been here at nine o'clock,"

The newfie responds:

"Why, what happened?"

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Working Jim

One day, Jim goes to work.

First thing when he walks through the door, the receptionist says "Wow Jim, you look awful. You feeling okay?" Jim replies the he feels good and keeps going.

He gets to the factory floor and his line neighbor also comments how bad he looks, but again Jim say...

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It's dress rehearsal time on the set of Saturday Night Live.

A new intern, having been hired for one episode, arrives at NBC's studios, excited as can be.

He heads to the front of the set and is directed into a closet to get suited up for practising an SNL sketch.

He chooses a suitable suit, pair of pants and buttons himself up. At last he comes...

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