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I went to Bill Hayleys fish shop last night

They do Hake, Haddock and Sole

Why are people who work in a fish shop mean?

Their job makes them sell fish.

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Fish

A woman rushes into a fish shop at 4:45 on a Saturday evening and orders a pound of Cod.

The fishmonger says, “I’m sorry, we’ve sold out of cod.”

The woman says, “But I want a pound of Cod.!”

The fishmonger says, “I’m sorry, but we have sold right out of Cod.!”

The woman ...

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