The first four letters of the alphabet are the hardest.
The rest are e-z.
What My Girlfriend Thought on the First Four Dates
1) Good shirt. 2) Nice. A second good shirt. 3) OK, the first shirt again. 4) He has two shirts.
I found the first four books of the Harry Potter series to be quite lighthearted.
But the fifth one—-dead Sirius.
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman all get caught by the Iraqis. Sounds painful, but the head captor tells them "You are all to be shot- but it is tradition and a mark of honour to grant the first four prisoners of war whatsoever they wish before they are executed."...
...The Welshman says "Well then. It'd be bladdy magic to hear an 'undred members of the Welsh male voice choir all singing 'Land of my Fathers'. Smashin'. Yaki Da!."
The Scotsman says "Wehw, Ah wanna hund'ed bag-pipers aw playin' 'Flower of Scotland'."
Then the Irishman says "Oi tink O...
Tax.
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100... If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this...
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3. The se...
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest said,
”You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now".
The young priest nodded and the old priest continued, "And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people ...
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
Joke in description
There was a child, His teacher asked him to learn the first four letters of the alphabet, He asked his mom for the first and she said “shut up” because she was on the phone, He asked his dad for the second and he said “180!” because he was playing darts, He asked his sister for the third...
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