Faw Jokes

The first Amish woman (FAW) pulls out an enormous potato from the field and says to the second (SAW), "Ohhh, this reminds me of Jacob's privates!"

SAW - "You mean Jacob's privates are that big?"

FAW - "No, but they're just as dirty!"

While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with purple spots.. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen... read more

After drinking for a while, the Jewish guy gets up and beats the shit out of the chinese guy.

Chinese guy: What dat faw?

Jewish Guy: That's For Pearl Harbor

Chinese Guy: Pearl Harbor? Dat Japanese. I chinese!

Jewish Guy: Chinese, japanese, same shit.

The two contin... read more