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Eye Problem Jokes

I had to call in sick today with eye problems.

I just couldn't see coming in to work.

I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics

(Dad joke, I know)

Doctor & Patient

Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?

Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?

Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
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