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A young jock enters a pharmacy to buy condoms

Knowing the pharmacists is an old-fashioned gentleman and noticing a slight frown on his face, the young man decides to have some fun at his expenses by asking for another pack, remarking "you know, my girlfriend truly sounded thirsty last time I talked to her... Better be sure we don't run out!"...

As an actor, you either die,

Or live long enought to play Batman.

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Heaven meeting year 2015

Every year in heaven jesus and the apostles gather up for a meeting to discuss about earth's problems.
The theme of the year is.. Drugs, they discuss about it for a while with no succes
and then it comes clear: they don't know the subject enought to fix it...

So Jesus tell his apostle t...

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Two guys in hell (Rus. Trans.)

Two guys - a russian and an american die and are sentensed to go to hell. In hell they are met by a demon who asks them if they whant to go to Russian Hell or to American Hell. The american says:"Ive been american all my life, I will go to American Hell." The russian says:"Ive been russian all my li...

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