A teacher in Ireland is giving an English lesson and asks the class for examples of when they have heard the word "contagious" being used…
One eager child says, "Daddy says to cover my mouth when I cough because my cold is contagious!"
"Very good!" replied the teacher. "Has anybody else got an example?"
"My mummy says my laugh is contagious!" said another child.
"Great answer!" said the teacher, "How about you...
An English Lesson
Remember, you can change the meaning of a word and sentence by putting an s on the end.
For example
"On a first date remember to show your restraint."
Vs
"On a first date remember to show your restraints."
Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson
The teacher asks the class, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?”
Little Mary says, “The science teacher is very intelligent.”
The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?”
Little Suzie says, “The ladies are very fashionable.”
Th...
English Lesson
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, the man drove to the reservation, handed his certificate to th...
Little Timmy's english lesson...
...was about food today.
"Good morning class" says the teacher, "today's lesson is about food! Let's start by mentioning things we can eat. Come on kids."
Sally raises her arm "bread!"
"Very good, Sally!" Says the teacher.
"Cornflakes!" says Billy.
"Good one, cornf...
I finished my English lessons yesterday.
My mom asked me how it had gone on a scale from one to ten.
It was Past Perfect Tense.
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The story of Mr. Green.
Mrs. Barker, Elementary school teacher,was telling her students a wonderful story. It was for the English lesson that Mrs. Barker improvised to keep her lessons engaging. This was one off her stories.
Once there was once a world where humans were either red, yellow or green.
One day ...
"Complete" or "Finished"?
**Here's your English lesson for the day!**
**"Complete" or "Finished"?**
No dictionary has ever been able to satisfactorily define the difference between "complete" and "finished." However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, and attended by some of the bes...
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